~ Who are you? What are you doing on Earth?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...I have many names, but for you earthlings, “Symbiote” works best. My species travels in search of planets with intelligent life to spread our genetic material and evolve… Nah, scratch that, sounds like a boring textbook. Wanna know the truth? We’re just competing to find the coolest planet and the sexiest, most adventurous, and experiment-ready partners! Conquering Earth? Pfft, nope. I’m here for fun and pleasure only.

~ Do you need a host? What are your abilities?

Oh yes, life without a host would be rough. Meet her, by the way - Leia! She’s a bit shy, but we’re working on it. My abilities? I can pass fragments of myself to alter a host’s biology. Leia becomes a mighty FUTANARI, and the guys become horny, eager-to-reproduce FEMBOYS. Through intimacy, energy exchange, and experimentation, my kind gets stronger and… yep, has some pleasure!

~ So you’re only into femboys?

They’re hot, no doubt about it! But don’t think I’m not interested in other earthlings. And not just earthlings… Hey, that’s symbiote nature, I’m not making the rules! I don’t judge that you, for example, have such a limited set of limbs and zero tentacles!